You really have to learn to piss off

What?!... so now I'm suppose to be a 'closer' friend just because you got me an expensive gift for my birthday?

Seriously, I didn't ask for anything from you. It's you who got all excited and bugged my best friends for my birthday plans and ideas on what to get me. I really thank you for the gift but seriously... I think you should take a hike because nothing is going to change.

#1. You were annoying, and you are still annoying me.
#2. You are not funny, so please try not to make pretend to be funny because I don't know how long I can pretend to laugh.
#3. I don't care if you are boyfriend material or what ever. I don't need\want one.
#4. I don't care if you can buy me expensive gifts, just don't expect me to fall head over heel over your materials.
#5. Get the hint for god's sake. You are disturbing when I work. Can't you see it in my face that I dislike talking to you? I hate to tell you to BUSS OFF every single time.
#6. You are in my negative zone, and I don't think there's anything you can do to not be in that zone for now. I really don't like you... thought you think other wise. I'm just putting up a face in the office because I have to. Everyone is superficial. Are you really that dumb?

And come one... don't invite yourself to my outing with my friends. Who cares if you know them... I really don't what you to be there, neither do my friends.

When someone says something, please don't insist that they are wrong. I really didn't want and did not celebrate my birthday. Don't give my friends a hard time and insist that I did celebrate my birthday. And even if I did, HELL you think you will be invited?

You really have to learn to piss off.